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Why Do You Suck At Telling Stories?

At one time in the world’s history story telling was integral to the survival of our earliest records.  Before the proliferation of the written word, great story tellers and bards were responsible for documenting history with all its great accomplishments and stunning defeats.  The times, they are a-changing. Any major event these days is usually [...]

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Is Crab Revenge For Real?

Is this for real?  What do you guys think?  I instantly thought it was just some viral campaign…but the google checkout seems legit.  Now it could be a huge scam..but I am not sure. How can it be legal to give someone crabs on purpose!  Horrible revenge – that is why I think it must [...]

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Is Chris Bosh Leaving? Should He?

I hear a lot of rumours in the sports world about Chris Bosh.  A lot of talk is leaning towards Bosh leaving Toronto.  I think the chance of him leaving are pretty good.  I don’t know if it is inevitable, but it is starting to look that way. It is a pretty sad thought, and [...]

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Telling White Lies

I think most people realize that a little white lie now and then isn’t an issue. Any guy that has ever been asked “How does this look on me?” knows for a fact that a white lie has it’s uses. How often do you do it though?  Is there any a danger in being a [...]

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Cobra Whiskey…Yes COBRA Whiskey

Cobra Whiskey is not a cool edgy brand name, it is a description of the bottle of hooch my friend brought back from Thailand (via Laos). Here is an image for your viewing pleasure: If you are wondering – yeah that is real! This brings up a couple questions to me. 1. Was that Cobra [...]

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What Are You Thinking Gilbert Arenas?

Well the Gilbert Arena return in Washington has been mediocre at best.  He is putting p OK numbers, but the team is as bad as ever.  How do you go and top that off?  Well of course you welch on a 150k bet to a much lower paid teammate and threaten him with a gun. [...]

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I Might Hate You…

I might hate you if… You say “no offense but”…then go on to offend me. You heat your house to like 30 degrees Celsius or if you let your house drop to 10 degrees.  Ever hear of “room temperature”? You haven’t seen me in years and this is how our convo goes: Hey how’s it [...]

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Internet Sports Fans

The internet is great for many things.  Knowledge at the click of a key, business opportunities (i.e. Earn Quick Cash) and all the free music and porn that thieving degenerates can get their hands on!  Another thing the internet allows is for people to loudly, obnoxiously and fervently support their favorite sports teams!  Considering I [...]

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The Cowardly Racist

Due to my internet marketing background – I have a pretty well rounded knowledge of internet forums and blogs.  From my experiences I have noticed a new trend with the close minded bigots of the internet. First off, bigots and racists LOVE the internet.  Although a majority of them haven’t embraced such technological advances like [...]

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Offering a Vegetarian Meat

I think we need a moratorium on something… It is time that a certain style of humor dies.  Not even a style as much as a single joke. I personally think ANYTHING can be joked about, but I am now letting you all know that a certain joke is dead and gone.  It isn’t due [...]

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