I might hate you if…
- You say “no offense but”…then go on to offend me.
- You heat your house to like 30 degrees Celsius or if you let your house drop to 10 degrees. Ever hear of “room temperature”?
- You haven’t seen me in years and this is how our convo goes:
Hey how’s it going? Whats new?
Oh You know, just working
Ahhh right on
*awkward silence*
- You point out I am just mouthing happy birthday. Why do you care? It isn’t your birthday.
- You call me ANY variation of “big guy” (Brad Gosse knows whats up)
- You ONLY listen to top 40 radio
- You put raisins in your stuffing. WTF.
- You hate dogs
- You are a fanboy of a particular video game system. Or as my friend Linder calls it “game station”
- You call me and expect me to carry the phone conversation. Seriously if there is 5+ seconds of dead air on the phone, I should be able to hang up
- You still say “rap is crap”
I think that is enough reasons to hate now…it is the holiday season after all.
